The LFB Top Ten List!
The Top Ten Things To Do When You're Under Siege:
10. Spend the Day With the Salem Serial Killer.
9. Electrocute yourself on the can.
8. Rent the original version of Wuthering Heights, not the new MTV atrocity!
7. Send the "slow" one of the group out into the blizzard to pick up inane things like "kitty litter".
6. Take pictures of slowly disappearing automobiles.
5. Clean you house for guests that ...never come...
4. Strategically place buckets throughout your home so that the leaking water musically creates your own personal "Under Siege" soundtrack.
3. Call random fast food restaurants, order large amounts of food and then tell them "Yeah, it's for delivery?!"
2. Take 2 shots of Tequila for each restaurant who accepts your delivery order.
1. Eat your weight in Chocolate Chip Cookies!
